i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
