UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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