The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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