Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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