Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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