Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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