Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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