"it" just moved
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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