We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
