It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
soo... how was my night?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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