we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
The beer is more important than you right now.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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