I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I deserve this hangover.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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