so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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