just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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