Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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