Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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