sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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