He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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