What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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