Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
