It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
whose parrot is this?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dear god my vagina.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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