i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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