before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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