they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
You left your underwear on the fireplace
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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