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one two three fourrrrnication!
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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