is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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