Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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