The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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