how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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