i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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