Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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