I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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