thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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