why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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