If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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