yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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