why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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