Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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