Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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