It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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