But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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