I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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