1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
