im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He felt like a one man threesome
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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