Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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