i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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