Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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