he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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