I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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