O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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