Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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