I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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