hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So squirting runs in the family.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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