hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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