Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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