Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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